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Holiday Wishes

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The View From Argyle Heights: Holiday Wishes By Homeowner Harry (Another in a series of observations about life in West Midwood as it is lived today…or maybe not) -Gold is discovered in the freight train cut, creating full occupancy in all our B & Bs, and forcing the West Midwood Martial Arts & Family Fitness Center to schedule night classes to accommodate the new crowd, who will quickly be called “The Cut Diggers”. -Avenue H is allowed to revert to Hiawatha Avenue, its original name before THE MAN homogenized it. -A stationary NYPD post is created outside my house and manned 24/7. -The Ox Cart keeps their delicious lamb lasagna on the menu. -That leak in the flashing of my side window that has plagued me for 25 years, despite the efforts of 12 different roofers and an exorcist, experiences a spontaneous remission. -I stop getting robo-calls from politicians and Congress wakes up and smells the coffee. -The West Midwood Halloween Parade is renamed the “Cut Gathering